epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via pizza)

magnumclassics:

the moment of absolute and utter despair when u have to wiggle the wire to get ur phone to charge

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urtube:

phoebefatcat123:

urtube:

ottercake:

urtube:

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

Umm isn’t that 1594? I’m confused.

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

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ghoulgaarden:

shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills

(Source: hexgurls, via baracknobama)

plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: trinityglassfille, via baracknobama)

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

(Source: twistofviolet, via baracknobama)

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