my-nerdiverse:

iggy-soda:

sandslashing:

mindykalingisme:

megajakeroo:

brownmanandfree:

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo

ya fine piece of dick

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

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yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

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somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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whodoesntlikebadsmut:

Nothing like a porn Parody huh? 

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sgtmarshmello:

This guy won the selfie game.

sexualbae:

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

UPDATE: APPARENTLY HE DOES WANT A PROM DATE SO AYYYY GET AT HIM BC HE STILL DOESN’T HAVE ONE

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

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